...this one arrived from an Indian friend in Poona:
Official Announcement:
The government
today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a
CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects the government's political
stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.
2006
Damn, it just doesn't get any more accurate than that!